Champagnesly

Illusion is the first of all pleasures

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potentialslayerette:

If you’ve ever asked yourself whether or not you should watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer then the answer is yes. You should watch Buffy. Everyone should watch Buffy. Your family should watch Buffy. Your friends should watch Buffy. Your dog should watch Buffy. Obama should watch Buffy. The world would be a better place if everyone watched Buffy

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

irisbleufic:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

… guys, this meme is a lot more hilarious than it has any right to be.

Filed under you bet your ass I do also the other meaning of tart my darling What I do everyday Not a good policy when looking for an SO why am i awake right now HOW PRESH IS THIS look at my life look at my choice because she is obligated to apparently i never use the tag never until now

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Anonymous asked: endlessly, Denmark/Norway (smut is always ok x3)

In the twenty minutes I have before this meeting…some quick and purple prose pronz….

Endlessly

One, two, three, four, five—Denmark slips his fingers between Norway’s knuckles, presses joined hands on messy sheets as Norway’s body opens up for him like a book. Denmark reads all his favorite lines in the sharp points of Norway’s hips against the press of his stomach as he fucks his way inside with shallow little dips and rolls until Norway’s ready to turn the page. Norway’s body speaks to him in volumes, soft skin sticky with the beginnings of a good sweat from an even better screw, the way his eyes can’t seem to decide if they want to stay open or closed, the way his fingers tighten around Denmark’s palm just like the clench of his ass around Denmark’s cock. Norway’s head thrashes back and forth and back and forth against the sheets, neck straining up for the scrape of Denmark’s teeth, for all the words Denmark wants to tattoo on Norway’s skin. He bookmarks Norway’s body with kisses and bites as pointed as the nails Norway digs into the back of his hand in the hopes that later they can look at the notes they took on each other’s skin and remember all the ways they’ve loved one another. 

He likes the subtext in the quiver of Norway’s thighs around his back as he crawls over Norway’s chest and kisses him. Denmark takes their hands, stretches their arms above the sunshine spread of Norway’s hair and draws the breath from Norway’s throat into his own, swallows moans and curses and sighs until they’re as tangled up in his mouth as the knot of Norway’s legs around his waist. There are verses in the arch of Norway’s back, exposition in the hollow of his knees, and resolution in his kiss. Norway’s mouth is a hot, angry red against the wet slide of Denmark’s lips, more of an exhalation than a kiss at this point, when they’re skipping whole chapters because the climax of their drama has always been so irresistible. 

And though he knows their story like the back of his scratched hand, knows the ins and outs of their every plot twist, Denmark keeps his eyes open, holds Norway close, and looks forward to the end. 

Filed under dennor fic meme rated m nsfw quick and purple pronz ugh what gotta go Anonymous

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@anon who sent in the song lyric for the title meme…is DN with smut ok with you??